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I was watching SportsCenter this morning, as I’ve been known to do on occasion, and I something that scrolled past on the Bottom Line caught my attention—“USC QB Mark Sanchez remains undecided on whether he will return to school next season.” Really? We’re reporting on things people haven’t even decided yet? What’s next, LeBron James undecided on whether he’ll watch a dvd or take a nap on the plane later? Edgerin James not sure yet what he’ll eat for breakfast this morning? Ridiculous.

Now, I know the Entertainment and Sports Programming Network has been reporting useless 'news' for years. I mean, they’ve been running woman’s basketball scores on the Bottom Line for as long as I can remember. But, this is different. This isn’t even news, because nothing has happened yet. I think the next time they...Wait a second...This just in, Brett Favre remains undecided on whether he will go fishing or stay in and play Boggle today. Be sure to tune into SportsCenter for more on this developing story.

On a scale of one to Gus Johnson, let's give this a Lesley Visser.