BREAKING: Bradford Likely A Nevernude

Several irreputable sources have confirmed that Oklahoma Sooner quarterback Sam Bradford is probably a nevernude. Suspicions were raised when multiple pairs of skin tight jorts were found in Bradford's Miami hotel room. Nevertheless, the issue was completely ignored by the press on media day. Just goes to show how the ESPN agenda dominates what you do and do not see and hear about. More on how this affects the game after the jump...

It doesn't. UF 45-OU 17. This is as much of a sure thing as Notre Dame being irrelevant for the next five years.

On the scale, this is Not-Respectable-Journalism.